Randy's simple clubhouse rules:

1. On the ride closes to your birthday that you can make, you must bring a bottle of Tequila and pour a shot for everyone. In addition you can bring a snack item for everyone, keep it simple.

2. If you purchase a significant bike item or items, or a new bike you need to bring a bottle of Tequila and pour a shot for everyone. If you are not sure if you purchased a significant item ask Randy for a ruling.

3. Come prepared to leave on time for all rides.

4. Dirtbags need to stay out of the house, or get permission from Randy. Have your nature break before you arrive at the clubhouse or while you are out on the trails.

5. No more washing your bikes anywhere on the driveway. There is too much mud and sand accumulating near the front door. You are welcome to hose down your ride on the grass – mix up your location so we do not end up with a mud bog! Last person PLEASE roll up the water and air hose.

6. Clean your post riding shoes off on the grass to minimize the dirt in the Clubhouse.

7. Throw empty booze bottles in recyclable containers and your trash in the trash cans conveniently located throughout the Clubhouse.

8. PLEASE observe the triple “HOT” rinse method of your beer and tequila glasses.

The Clubhouse