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A collection of famous quotes from the dirtbags. "Brakes are highly over rated, they just slow you down" - R Dog "Ok, just one beer since I rode hard" - The Dirtbags "We are in agreement, right? No racing today" - R Dog "Fewer gears, more beer" - The Single Speeders "Life is too short to drink cheap beer" - R Dog Off the bike dusting himself off, bike is in the bush. "Hey! what happened, going too fast, lose control, crash? " "No! I just stopped to adjust my shock" - Deer Hunter "Chimay or She may not" "The Funugi ?" "The F#cking New Guy" - Steve D "A drinking team with a cycling problem" "May your genitalia never fail ya" - NNN "I'm just just nogleing along" - Corn Dog "Chimay Just Do It " - Kelsey "Hey! check out my man cave it's the bomb" - Martini (Talking Rock 2007) Following a nasty crash on the broken arrow trail in Sedonna "I feel fine, I just can not stop my legs from shaking" - Deer Hunter "Are any of you guys cops?" ..... "Does anyone want a stablizer? " - Cosmic Ray (Flagstaff 2007) "That S#!T ain't right" - Skittle "There is a real ass burner coming up, go down to your small ring" - Billy "I HAVE BEEN IN THE SMALL RING, NOW WHAT?" - Dan "The drinking will continue until the morale improves" - R Dog "It's ride-able! " "No drinking for me today .......... at least while the sun is up" - Lieven "Hey Brother Michael is your new Mazda powder blue? Is it an automatic? Does it go zoom, zoom zoom ? " - Tammy Regrouping on the trail waiting for Crash who is the last one. Crash is looking a little dazed "where have you been are you ok?" "Yea I just crashed back there, no big deal" - Crash (Cheese Cake) "I need a rinse" - The Dirtbags "Hey TDF 08 No Astana Not Watching" - NNN "Free Floyd, who is Floyd? Pink Floyd?" - A neighbor passing by the clubhouse "St Bernardus Christmas Ale + Carol's chocolate covered peanut butter balls is a 5 +" - R Dog "R Dog you sure ain't no race cut jersey" - Danny Boy On the new 2 X 10 Super Fly 100, "Still has chain suck and 19 gears that you do not need"- Single Speed Steve
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