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A collection of famous quotes from the dirtbags. "Brakes are highly over rated, they just slow you down" - R Dog "Ok, just one beer since I rode hard" - The Dirtbags "We are in agreement, right? No racing today" - R Dog "Fewer gears, more beer" - The Single Speeders "Life is too short to drink cheap beer" - R Dog Off the bike dusting himself off, bike is in the bush. "Hey! what happened, going too fast, lose control, crash? " "No! I just stopped to adjust my shock" - Deer Hunter "Chimay or She may not" "The Funugi ?" "The F#cking New Guy" - Steve D "A drinking team with a cycling problem" "May your genitalia never fail ya" - NNN "I'm just just nogleing along" - Corn Dog "Chimay Just Do It " - Kelsey "Hey! check out my man cave it's the bomb" - Martini (Talking Rock 2007) Following a nasty crash on the broken arrow trail in Sedonna "I feel fine, I just can not stop my legs from shaking" - Deer Hunter "Are any of you guys cops?" ..... "Does anyone want a stablizer? " - Cosmic Ray (Flagstaff 2007) "That S#!T ain't right" - Skittle "There is a real ass burner coming up, go down to your small ring" - Billy "I HAVE BEEN IN THE SMALL RING, NOW WHAT?" - Dan "The drinking will continue until the morale improves" - R Dog "It's ride-able! " "No drinking for me today .......... at least while the sun is up" - Lieven "Hey Brother Michael is your new Mazda powder blue? Is it an automatic? Does it go zoom, zoom zoom ? " - Tammy Regrouping on the trail waiting for Crash who is the last one. Crash is looking a little dazed "where have you been are you ok?" "Yea I just crashed back there, no big deal" - Crash (Cheese Cake) "I need a rinse" - The Dirtbags "Hey TDF 08 No Astana Not Watching" - NNN "Free Floyd, who is Floyd? Pink Floyd?" - A neighbor passing by the clubhouse "St Bernardus Christmas Ale + Carol's chocolate covered peanut butter balls is a 5 +" - R Dog "R Dog you sure ain't no race cut jersey" - Danny Boy On the new 2 X 10 Super Fly 100, "Still has chain suck and 19 gears that you do not need"- Steve During a Sunday rain ride, "I am starting to sober up, time to head back to the club house" "What Randy and Dennis on a tandem? They need to get a room." - Steve Regarding Scott's t-shirt order, "Dude where's my shirt?" - Zak Following Tuesday's ride, "Dude where's my house?" - NNN "Carol's XXX rum balls are da bomb" - Dirtbags "We say yes to crack" - Quentin Morisette (Over The Edge Sports Hurricane, UT) Good time Las Vegas Sue talking second round of drink orders for the Dirtbags, "Could you put some alcohol in it this time" - Steve
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